italian male intern: i love beautiful women. they should make a movie in which anne hathaway and angelina jolie just stay there and don't talk for the entire time.
me: really? because my perfect female fantasy involves angelina jolie kicking the shit out of me, after which helena bonham carter grabs my neck and drinks my blood.
italian male intern: that's fucked up.
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My female fantasy is Angelina Jolie putting elmer's glue on her nipples and peeling off the impression of her glorious areolas. Its like the new plaster-cast-groupie-ritual.
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