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Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts

Thursday, January 21, 2010

poker face



re: this article

i was lamenting to my roommate the other day about the lack of counterculture grrl icons in contemporary media. back in the 90s, i could bust myself up like courtney love, shoplift like winona ryder, go home to daria on mtv, and plan my lilith fair outing to the angry, angry sounds of fiona apple. these were women who were tough, angry, and messy, but who were still accepted as a legitimate and desirable expression of counterculture.

what do we have now? avril lavigne getting married. rihanna getting beaten up by chris brown. gwen stefani hawking handbags. hillary clinton getting served by barack obama in the 2008 primaries (AHEM). women seem to have been reabsorbed into commercial culture, and 'rebel' is just the title of a spread in a fashion magazine. but then there's lady gaga. lady gaga defies all rational thought - this is a woman who prances around with a silicone penis jutting out of the middle of a psychedelic space-alien jumpsuit. her name makes me think of gag reflexes. and she's massively, commercially popular. the rise of lady gaga as an expression of alternative sexuality, i think, is representative of a shift in the movement for sexual equality - instead of focusing purely on women and their misbehavior, the sexual dialogue of the 00's is about queers, transsexuals, and yet-to-be-named forms of gender construction.

Friday, October 23, 2009

name game

i have this habit of cataloging people, arranging them in categories, flows, color codes and equations in an attempt to statistically resolve heartache, or something like it. for example: if alice plus billy was divided by kelly, does billy therefore equal bad news bears? answer: statement holds true if and only if alice was less than or equal to kelly. i've been collecting statistics on names for a while, trying to figure out the common denominator to people in my life. these are my conclusions thus far:

alan's are smooth criminals.
ashley's will be your friend for life.
dan's are strung out dreamers.
davids are upstanding, sometimes too much so. davy's are cool, and beware of dave's.
emily's will invariably remind you of your mother.
jill's have sloping noses and high cheekbones.
josh's are mentally unstable, but lots of fun.
lauren's are all-american, and lots of fun.
martha's thrive in winter.
meghan's have long brunette hair.
michael's are collected, expedient, and have a dry sense of humor. mike's are significantly wackier.
molly's you always want to love.
reed's have good posture.
ryan's will always be just friends, but gawd do they make you smile.
tim's are troublemakers.

and carol? i've only known one other carol in my life, and we both were quietly kooky.

Friday, September 25, 2009

songs about girls

starlett johansson - the teenagers
billie jean - michael jackson
ruby soho - rancid
cecilia ann - the pixies
ada - the national
polly - nirvana
gloria - the doors

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