potential names for my future 2-womyn classical/punkrawk mashup band

-bach to the future
-i've got your bach
-bach around the clock

with hits such as:
-on the chopin block
-can't handel ur love
-is that a bee in your 'thoven or are you happy to see me?
-rachmaninoff scoff

one of these days i will spike my hair up, tear up some jean skirts and make it happen. at the very least, i'll make some mashups on my computer and call it post-conceptual performance art.

peanut butter to your jelly

i was around 5 or 6 and reading judy blume's entire oeuvre for children when somewhere in the fudge series (maybe?), i learned the concept of 'the bite'. 'the bite' was illustrated with butter, but also applies to jam, peanut butter, nutella, and/or honey. 'the bite' is the philosophically perfect part of a sandwich, and it occurs when you slather a piece of bread with sugary goodness, fold it over, and take your first bite right smack dab from the center of that fold where the topping gathers up and its gooeyness is enclosed by soft crustless bread. it is the absolute yum.

also, today at work i convinced a teenage girl that rihanna, and no one on this earth, can "deserve" a beating from chris brown. activism, bitches!