sex on a stick, batman!

this has got to be the most attractive thing (besides my significant other, of course) that i've ever seen.

new life motto

and while we're being nerdy about typefaces and letter spacing, i'm searching for a good western font for my birthday tattoo. something between a rosewood and a mesquite, without the cheesiness of a coney island?

for the first day of christmas my true love gave to me

a romance novel written by a conceptualist artist parodying the subject matter of one of my favorite painters (and paintings). he's a keeper.

current project

i think i may start surreptitiously sneaking in as many pedro almodovar film titles as possible into regular conversation, bonus points if the conversacion esta conducida en espanyol.

examples:
"Crabcakes? What have I done to deserve this?!" [Que he hecho yo para merecer esto?, 1984]
"Mmm mmm, girl was shakin' like a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown." [Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios, 1988]
"Wouldn't you like to explore the flower of my secret?" [La flor de mi secreto, 1995]
"There's nothing I love more than trembling flesh." [Carne tremula, 1997]